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JOKES
These tasteful jokes are sure to put a smile on your face!
What dance to cows do while in Hawaii?
The moo-la.
What is every cow's favorite movie?
The Sound of MOOsic.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call cheese that is not yours?
Nacho cheese.
What did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
Split.
Where do cows go when they want a night out?
To the moo-vies!
What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed?
Bull-dozin'.
What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning?
"It's just an udder day."
How does a farmer count a herd of cows?
With a Cowculator.
Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows.
What do cows wear in Hawaii?
Moo- moos.
What do you call a cow that has just had a calf?
Decalfenated.
Where does a cow go on vacation?
MOOntana or COWifornia.
What do you call a cow that works for a gardener?
A lawn MOOer.
What do you get when you have a cow and a duck?
Milk and Quackers.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A Milk Dud.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled Milk.
What do you call an arctic cow?
An eski-MOO.
What game do cows play at parties?
MOOsical Chairs.
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
Why can't you tell a cow a secret?
Because it goes in one ear and out the UDDER!
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
To get to the Milky Way.
What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
Milk of Amnesia.
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